Your sneaky plan has worked. I signed up for your mom club-- the one that gave me free 2-day shipping for three months. Now I'm hooked.
I, the queen of cheapskate-frugal-folks, am now sorely tempted to fork out $79 for an Amazon Prime Membership. You gave me a taste of a beautiful thing-- having that nice UPS lady bring me stuff do my door (in 2 days! for free!), instead of having to drag my 4 crazy monkeys all over town looking for a store that carries what I'm looking for. The thought of going back makes me shake in my boots. There, are you happy now?!
yours sincerely (if a bit grumpy),
**On a completely different note: be sure to check back in on Monday for an exciting announcement. You won't want to miss it!**