Meet Tim. He's a Back-Wabammer. (see? he's got a wabammer. and it's on the back of his head.) He's tiny. He's green. He loves goldfish. He gets lost everyday. And found. But not before a little boy prays to find him and doubts God's existence when Tim doesn't show up immediately.
According to my four year old, Tim's 17th birthday is tomorrow. Tim doesn't know it yet, but he's getting a furnished two-story cardboard condo as a present.